We here at Less Than Our Best are concerned with very little. One of those few interests is cheering for the Charlotte Bobcats. The other is acting like we have some expertise in predicting things. After the jump, five things that will LITERALLY happen this weekend:1) Solinsky medals in the 3k. Flexes considerable biceps while crossing the line. Is immediately awarded victory in the unscheduled 5k.
2) Win or lose at indoor worlds, Rob Myers continues to have a hot wife.
3) After both make the 800 finals and race the first 600 meters in contention for a medal, Khadevis Robinson and Nick Symmonds decide they really don't like all the fighting and rivalry business. They both step off the track, shake hands, and decide to never race again for fear of developing animosity in their relationship.
4a) Saturday morning: Ol' Crew Cut shocks Sell & the field (apparently Abdi scratched) in J-ville. Saturday afternon: shows up at our door to kick ben's ass (Army-style... read as: with karate chops), reminds ben of 2007 5k and 20k titles, and administer ben closely-shorn haircut.
4b) Jeremy joins OCC in celebratory ginger ale and both make sure to brush their teeth and get to bed by 8:30 Saturday night.
4c) Browne also wins 15k equalizer bonus, spends the 5 G's on oven mitts for entire women's field, asks them all to "make him a sanwich!"
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